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Expect radio silence on powder days.

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Q: CAN YOU BOOK MY FLIGHT?
NEGATIVE. WE ARE A DATA TERMINAL, NOT A TRAVEL AGENT.
Q: IS NISEKO CROWDED?
YES. IT IS FULL OF AUSTRALIANS. GO TO TOHOKU INSTEAD.
Q: DO YOU ACCEPT GUEST POSTS?
ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACTUAL BATTLE SCARS.
Q: THE WEATHER DATA IS WRONG.
THE MOUNTAIN DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR APP. LOOK OUTSIDE.

Hardline Coords

  • BASE OF OPERATIONSSomewhere near Mt. Yotei
    Hokkaido, Japan 044-0000
  • SECURE DROPintel@japow.finder.local