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Terms of Service

01. Acceptance

By accessing JAPOW Ski Resorts (the "System"), you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, close your browser, throw your computer into the ocean, and go ski locally.

CONTINUED USE OF THIS SITE CONSTITUTES A BINDING DIGITAL SIGNATURE.

02. Intellectual Property

The code, the design, the "Brutal" aesthetic, and the database of ski resorts are owned by JAPOW Ski Resorts.

  • You may NOT scrape our data to build a competitor.
  • You may NOT copy our "Neo-Brutalist" vibes without at least buying us a beer.
  • You MAY share links to our site to make your friends jealous.

03. The "Don't Be A Jerk" Clause

You agree not to use the System to:

DOS ATTACKSDon't try to crash our servers. It's rude.
SPAMDon't use our contact form to sell SEO services.
HATE SPEECHWe like hate mail about design, not about people.
DISCLAIMERDon't lie about snow depth. That's a crime against humanity.
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04. Limitation of Liability

THE MOUNTAINS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. NEITHER DO WE.

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, JAPOW Ski Resorts DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES. WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR DAMAGES, INJURIES, LOST LUGGAGE, BAD SUSHI, OR AVALANCHES RESULTING FROM THE USE OF THIS INFORMATION. THE WEATHER DATA COMES FROM SENSORS THAT MIGHT BE FROZEN. THE "POWDER" TAGS ARE SUBJECTIVE. USE YOUR BRAIN.

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